I want a new toy.....

I get a New Toy (oh ay oh), to keep my head expanding (ta).I get a New Toy (oh ay oh), nothing too demanding (ta).Then when everything is in roses you don't get any headroom.Yeh my New Toy (oh ay oh), you'll find us in the bedroom, yeh.New ToyNew toy...
--Lene Lovich

I'd like a partner and a long term relationship and all that but a new toy could be nice too. Narcissists need not apply. The truly lousy in bed need not apply. Maybe it would be shorter to talk about who can apply! The intelligent, fun, caring. You need to be able to play well with me in the bedroom and outside of it. So, fun to play with is the major criteria here.